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烧猪之歌Tegolicious

请各位配合Fergie的Fergalicious，一起来烧猪XD

注：SM=手妈

Tegolicious

Four, tres, two, uno

[SM]

Listen up ya'll, 'cause this is it

The pig that I'm baking is delicious 

[烧猪]

Tegolicious definition make them SMs go loco

They want my treasure so they get their pleasures from my photo.

You could see me, you can squeeze me.

I am easy, I am sleazy.

I got reasons why I tease 'em.

SMs don’t come and go like seasons.

Tegolicious (so delicious)

But I ain't promiscuous.

And if you was suspicious,

All that shit is fictitious.

I blow kisses (mmmwwahhh)

That puts them SMs on rock, rock.

And they be lining down the block just to watch what I got (four, tres, two, uno)

So delicious (it's hot, hot)

So delicious (I put them SMs on rock, rock)

So delicious (they wanna taste of what I got)

I'm Tegolicious (t-t-t-t-t-tasty, tasty)

Tegolicious def-,

Tegolicious def-,

Tegolicious def- ["def" is echoing]

Tegolicious definition make them SMs go crazy.

They always claim they know me,

Comin' to me call me Tessi (Hey, Tessi),

I'm the T to the E, G, O, the S, the H, the I,

And can't no other piggie put it down like me.

I'm Tegolicious (so delicious)

My body stay vicious

I be up in the gym just working on my fitness

They’re my witness (oooh, wee)

I put yo' SMs on rock, rock

And they be lining down the block just to watch what I got (four, tres, two, uno)

So delicious (it's hot, hot)

So delicious (I put them SMs on rock, rock)

So delicious (they wanna taste of what I got)

Tegolicious (hold, hold, hold, hold, hold up, check it out)

Baby, baby, baby,

If you really want me,

Honey get some patience.

Maybe then you'll get a taste.

I'll be tasty, tasty,

I'll be laced with lacey.

It's so tasty, tasty,

It'll make you crazy.

[SM]

T to the A, to the S T E Y – 猪, you're tasty, T to the A to the S T E Y – 猪, you're tasty

D to the E, to the L I C I O U S, to the D, to the E, to the, to the, to the, hit it Tessi

[烧猪]

All the time I turn around brotha's gather round always looking at me up and down looking at my (uuhh)

I just wanna say it now - I ain't trying to round up drama, other piggies I don't wanna take your mum.

And I know I'm coming off just a little bit conceited and I keep on repeating how the SMs wanna eat it.

But I'm tryin' to tell, that I can't be treated like clientele

'Cause they say he’s...

Delicious (so delicious)

But I ain't promiscuous

And if you was suspicious

All that shit is fictitious

I blow kisses (mmmwwahhh)

That puts them SMs on rock, rock

And they be lining down the block just to watch what I got (got, got, got)

Four, tres, two, uno.

My body stay vicious,

I be up in the gym just working on my fitness,

They’re my witness (oooh, wee).

I put yo' SM on rock, rock,

And they be lining down the block just to watch what I got (four, tres, two, uno)

So delicious (aye, aye, aye, aye)

So delicious (aye, aye, aye, aye)

So delicious (aye, aye, aye, aye)

I'm Tegolicious, t-t-t-t-t tasty, tasty

It's so delicious (aye, aye, aye, aye)

So delicious (aye, aye, aye, aye)

So delicious (aye, aye, aye, aye)

I'm Tegolicious, t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t (aye, aye, aye, aye)

[SM]

T to the A, to the S T E Y – 猪, you're tasty. T to the A, to the S T E Y – 猪, you're tasty

T to the A, to the S T E Y -猪, you're tasty. T to the A, to the, to the (four, tres, two, uno)

D to the E, to the L I C I O U S, to the D, to the, E to the, L I C I O U S, to the

D to the E, to the L I C I O U S, to the D, to the E, to the, to the, to the (four, tres, two, uno)

T to the A, to the S T E Y -猪, you're tasty. T to the A, to the S T E Y -猪, you're tasty

T to the A, to the S T E Y -猪, you're tasty. T to the A, to the, four, tres, two, uno

D to the E, to the L I C I O U S, to the D, to the E, to the L I C I O U S, to the

D to the E, to the L I C I O U S, to the D, to the E, to the, to the, to the, to the, to the.....

烧猪剧场第一弹：烧猪（少主）是怎样炼成的

由西给桑带来 ：烧猪（少主）是怎样炼成的

从前有只乳猪，因为他，所以怎么喊都没人要。
终于有一天，遇到了我这位英俊潇洒风流倜傥才貌双全宽容大方...(以下省略n字)的少主。
因为他长得狗狗般可爱，所以我叫他 。
一开始，他真是很有礼貌呢，，而且，什么粗活重活都肯干。
随着时间的流逝，Gogo越来越没大没小，啥活都不肯干。
而且，对我越来越随便，比如，哎，又在……
久而久之，也不知从何时起，乳猪就变成了烧猪 ……

烧猪剧场第二弹

在烧猪第1111次对我3000米地说时，我便决定把这只外星烧猪送回。
说起来简单做来难，首先家里这关就难过。
烧猪整天跟在内人身后，导致内人对烧猪宠爱有加。
就在此时，外星猪王子给我送了封密函。
说当年烧猪逃跑时，拐了他的猪皮皮带 ，这次要连人带物一起绑回，于是，送猪联盟就这么结成了 。

我让他跟踪内人，待他喝茶上床后，把烧猪和猪皮带给拖走。
眼看就要成功，只听见某路人一声“蛤蛎卤鸭，抢食！” 猪王子就突然失了魂似的……
这位传说中的路人，就是大名鼎鼎的黑鸟  ，yeah!
碰到黑鸟，禸是没了，更倒霉的是，竟然又被另一位路人给逮住了。
原来，这位 的，竟然是……！！！
此时，突然从身后传来……
原来，都是家中那位平时和善性感的夫人所安排！！
The moral of the story...老婆最大！ 
1+1=2？ nonono，老婆你说是3就是3！

以上，由好男人西给桑为你带来